((Dear adventurers at the far end of the table:
I am sorry if I have mischaracterized you, forgotten your names or confused your classes. I will try to pay closer attention next time.))
Adventurers Log
-- the personal anthology of Griff Goodmeade
It was dark, and it had been dark for a very long time. I don't quite remember how it happened, but as we were searching for treasure in an old creepy house Tharn must have pulled a lever activating the trap. Then I woke up in a room with no light and no food. And Tharn.
Rather than describe the malodoros predisposition of dwarves (I'm not racist), I will focus on the group of adventurers that heard our desperate pleas for help from within the bowels of the jail. I will be forever grateful for their help.